Oxford vs The Villages Julio Reyes has the ball

Lord and Jenny having a great time at the opening party!

8/8/11

Hey... remember me?,

It has been a long time since I have written you a newsletter. Written being the keyword here as I suffered a polo wreck with a known felon Brian Warwick. The brokenradius is healing and I have not suffered financially as I sued Mr. Warwick andcollected about 7 dollars. Another positive outcome from the wreck is I will publishinga book of recipes called "Cooking with Codeine". This will feature many fine diningdishes that all feature script meds in the mix. Things like Percoset Pizza, Potatoes au Oxycotin and one of my favourites the Beer Float. (Ambien in a bottle of Bud) Please know that I am not promoting any abuse of these drugs but rather creative ways to get the medicine down with out the use of dangerous spoonfuls of sugar. Please take all your meds the way your Veterinarian has prescribed them to you.You should know as well that the Oxford Polo Club has blossomed into theinternational scene with...l kid you not—followers of our newsletters and website from England, Columbia, Barbados, Argentina, Ireland and Summerfield all requesting either more info, Club Magazine, to start a fan club or Cook Books that use Script Meds. Speaking of Script Meds...Here is your script for your polo addiction.

1. Oxford polo will start Sept.9th and continue until Nov. 26 See schedule below. On weekends that we play both Friday and Saturday, you can play either day or both.

2. You can now call Andy Moran "GRANDPA MORAN".

Friday and Saturday Sept. 9-10- PRACTICE CHUKKERS

Friday and Saturday Sept. 16-17 - Club Polo.

Friday and Saturday Sept. 23-24- Get Ready for the Villages TournamentSaturday's in Oct. and Nov. - CLUB POLO - Enter your team or just get placed on one. We will have two other tournaments this season and I will get you moreinfo on them as we get closer to the dates.

In other News

* Oxford Polo Club will be hosting the Opening Polo Season Party for the Villages PoloBooster Club. Last year was a blast so they asked to repeat this event. Sept. 24th.

* Keep me appraised of your intentions to play this season so I can organize well inadvance. Let me know your preference of times to play on Fridays and Saturdays as well as weekends that you would like to sponsor the post game BBQ.